lostintrafficlights:

After 20+ years of being teased for my name (it’s a rare name) I’m very excellent at finding out if your name can be twisted into some sort of mockery or not.

one time this guy was like “zhang more like xanga” and I was legit like is that the best u can come up with

I went to a show with my friend whose friend was playing and now the band that’s playing is some srs white hipster shit. this guy looks like hipster jesus, they have a bongo player, and the third guy was making sexist comments about the girl I came to see. (Tho to his credit hipster jesus told him he was being an asshole)